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January 16, 2024 Caedmon Ward Uncategorized

2024 New Castle Resolutions

  • Peyton Rose “I will drive to Europe”
  • Canren Yates “I will chug a Dr. Pepper in less than a minute”
  • Gibson Lamb “I will set the new record for the longest run on sentence and my grammar will be perfect and Ms. Gant will be very happy with how this incredible resolution came out and I deeply apologize to whoever is tasked with putting this on the lunch slides and if anyone has to say this “sentence” in one breath I feel so sorry for them.”
  • Kaylee Harmon “To develop more confidence”
  • Austin Bonewitz “I Will try to get in shape”
  • Kira Reynolds “I will attempt to break the Guiness World record for longest song.”
  • Rhema Glover “I will not waste my money on a gym”
  • Cienna Crabtree “I will buy all the cats on Earth. You guys don’t deserve them.”
  • Dylan Edwards “I will bring back 2005”
  • William Logan “Unite my brothers and protect the innocent”
  • Cohen Ward “I will hold a competition for the best joke, with 100 people on each team, there will be 3-4 teams each member can only say one letter the winning team is allowed a meal of choice for lunch that day personally bought by me Cohen Ward. P.S. I’m broke”
  • David Ames “I will try to be happy”

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